Fuck. What a day. What a day. It could have been worse: a record company could have told us to go fuck ourselves. Oh, wait… they just did. I forgot.
(via pittleto)Source: franletco
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste